The hilarious (naughty) sayings of Hadlee

Hadlee is my challenge child. She is stinkin cute yet incredibly naughty. SOME of the things she says are pretty funny and others just rude, disgusting, and onery. Here are a few as of lately...
Scottee is just minding her own business in her seat in the car and all of a sudden Hadlee rolls her piece of paper like a megaphone and yells like an announcer "Here is poopy Scottee come on up poopy Scottee and get your prize!"
I so badly wanted to tell her that was rude but just hid my face and laughed hysterically.
Hadlee was sitting in her seat eating a chocolate frosty. She took off the lid and lifted the straw out of the cup and as the chocolate ice cream was dripping back into her cup she says nonchalantly "Look my straw is poopin" and continues to do this over and over.
One morning Hadlee and I were laying together in bed just waking up relaxing and Hadlee says sternly "something STINKS!" she looks right at me very seriously and says..."maybe its your mouth!"
Another morning the girls were sitting at the table eating breakfast and I was furious that there was a smell in my house and I said Something STINKS! and Hadlee responds "Mom it is prolly my mouth I havent brushed my teeth yet!"
One weekend we were watching my nieces and nephews. My niece and Hadlee were upstairs and I was trying to get dinner ready and I heard my niece crying. But again I was trying to get dinner ready and so I ignored the crying (Mother of the year award right here) and the crying continued and became more of a hysteria scream. I decided I would go make sure Hadlee was not killing her so I run upstairs. I look into my room where they are at and see Hadlee on my bed leaning over the sleigh bed edge and my niece on the ground. So I decided to sit just peak and see what was going on since Hadlee wasn't touching her. Hadlee is leaning over saying in quite the devilish voice, "There is a doggy downstairs and he is going to get cha" repeated over and over; mind you Hadlee learned the nihgt before that my niece is TERRIFIED of dogs. My niece was screaming out of fear so much she had gotten a bloody nose. I run into the rescue; clean up my niece and get mad at Hadlee. I had to calm my niece down and convince her there was no dog. I scolded Hadlee and told her never again and to get downstairs and sit on the couch in timeout. Well a few minutes later passed and I continue cooking and Scott goes outside to bbq and Hadlee though I went outisde with him. She gets off the couch leans up against the wall with one leg crossed over the other and leans in toward my niece on the floor and says "I'm going to buy a little doggy and I'm going to have him BITE YOU!" I immediatley step in trying to laugh and say Hadlee STOP and she yells and points at me "YOU GET OUT!!!"
Like I said good thing she is cute because she can be quite the lil devil!